Monday, May 24, 2010

An open letter to a blogger

Hi Mr blogger, i happen to be the unfortunate victim who gets hauled up every time something goes wrong with the whimsical ways you want the formatting to be on your blog for our website. I cannot take ur ego trips anymore. That said, let me go ahead and let go of my frustrations.



Question 1) Mr blogger Who do you think you are? Your profile says that u are a celeb blogger. Is that why you have so much of attitude? Just a couple of awards – a small book to your name – and you feel you call the shots everywhere and every time? Isn’t being humble one of your traits? Doesn’t a certain trait called dignity associate itself with your persona?



Question 2) Agreed you are a ‘great’ soul. But that does not mean that you throw your attitude around. It just shows your ‘breeding’, the class, the upbringing you have. There are lesser mortals who carry themselves off with more dignity. Hasn’t someone ever told you, that you do not send a mail with subject line as “Fuck-ups galore with the new platform”? Or is do you feel it is ‘cool’?



You evoke so much of contempt, disgust and feelings i cant give words to. I confess i had the evil thought of letting mallika sherawat's new friend, mr hissy to your room to end your life.



End note

Mr blogger let me sum up my impressions about you. I feel you are vain, way too uncivilized and crass. Your knowledge of the human psyche is absolute zero and you don’t know how to behave with dignity. Your knowledge of human interest and intelligence is way below the average. In short, I feel you are too much of a nitwit that I would never like to have anything to do with you.



I do not like using the ‘f’ swear word too often. But I use it generously with you without feeling a even a wee little bit guilty. On the same note, I feel you are a “fuckwit” not worthy of my time. This is the first and last day I ll waste on your whimsical fantasies.



Goodbye, Mr Blogger, farewell!